Three Basic-But-Sizzling Fantasies To Try On For Size

1. Girl-on-girl sex. If you want to make your man look up from his Sunday crossword puzzle in a hurry, find something in the room that just happens to “remind” you of the time you and your hot girlfriend hooked up after a few cocktails at a party.

This won’t be corny if you spice it up with as many realistic-seeming (or actually realistic) details as possible. Tell him about how you undressed her and what her body looked like. Which parts surprised you. Which parts you couldn’t help yourself from touching. How she undressed you. Which parts of your body she couldn’t help herself from touching. How hard it is to go down on a woman, and how much credit he deserves for doing it so well to you. Draw this out for as long as you can, describing the difference between the soft body of a woman and the hard body of a man. When you’re ready for him to rip all of your clothes off, throw something in about how you loved the experience, but couldn’t possibly go without his cock for any length of time. This will drive him absolutely crazy with desire for you.

2. Inappropriate sex. Your dentist. Your cabbie. Your divorce lawyer. A policeman who almost arrested you. A stranger in the bathroom of an airport. Your father’s friend. Your brother’s friend. Your teacher. Your stockbroker. The pizza delivery boy. The thing that these men have in common is a sense of being taboo, or off-limits. Tell him what a bad girl you’ve been, or what a bad girl you’ve been thinking about being while he’s busy doing other things. Tease him with the naughty inner workings of your mind to get his going. Don’t push this one so far that it crosses the line over naughty into gross, i.e., a member of his family, the underage, clergy, anyone he knows intimately (unless you’re sure he’ll be into it). Be sure to keep it detailed; who, what, where, when, and most importantly, how it all felt. The sight and sound of you working yourself all up over a sexy story that doesn’t involve him will rouse his competitive nature. It’s also a good way to subtly bring up things he may not know that you like sexually without causing him to feel threatened by them.

3. The Threesome. Combining elements from both the girl-on-girl and inappropriate fantasy categories, the threesome is one of the most commonly held male fantasies. So it’s not only the time you and your hot girlfriend got it on after a few cocktails at a party, it’s the time you and your hot girlfriend got it on with the sexy cop who pulled the two of you over for speeding on your way home to make sweet lesbian love. Describe how you both took turns sucking his cock between sloppy kisses, how she licked your breasts from beneath you while he fucked you hard from behind, what it was like to feel both of their tongues on your clit, and how good it all felt. Tell him in a way so that he can picture the scene perfectly in his head, and if he starts asking questions, use them as your cue to tailor this story to his tastes. Alternately, if you’re brave: tell him about a threesome with two guys. What it was like to have two cocks battling for dominance over your body and ultimately filling up your every hole. Make it clear that you love cock when you tell this one. The feel, the smell, the way they’re all subtly different. Speak about it hungrily, as though even two isn’t enough. Hey, while we’re fantasizing, maybe two cocks aren’t enough and you want to stage a whole gang-bang scenario. Watch him squirm. Now he is completely under your spell, and in your control.