About Make Men Beg

There comes a time in every woman’s life when she finds that telltale matchbook among her man’s things. The name will be different depending on location, but the neon colors and silhouetted form of a naked woman will usually be the same. The matchbook means that your man is among the millions of men nationwide who go to strip clubs: exotic places where beautiful naked women will dance erotically for his money, much to his pleasure. He’s obviously had his fun without you. But what does this mean for your relationship?

Don’t panic yet. Just because last night he was sipping scotch with a satisfied grin while Destiny whispered dirty secrets in his ear and Pamela ran her perfectly manicured fingers over his chest doesn’t mean that he wasn’t happy to come home to you at the end of it all. Just because he spent his entire paycheck in the back room on the sumptuous loveseats of the champagne court with Crystal doesn’t mean that he wouldn’t prefer to spoil you. Just because he was titillated and aroused by the lovely bodies of all the strippers who worked the night shift doesn’t mean that he doesn’t find you titillating or arousing as well. Or does it?

Strippers know secrets, secrets that keep many men–maybe yours included–coming back night after night for more of their seductive teasing. As a ten-year veteran of the industry, I am here to tell you these secrets. Why would I do that? Well, to begin with, I don’t really want your man. I have been happily married to one of my earliest regular customers for the past seven years, and there isn’t enough room in my home for all the gifts I recieve from lovelorn strip club customers. I’ve had my cars, my European vacations, my diamonds, my pre-paid credit cards, my vows of everlasting devotion… and I have no use for any of it. The ones who need it are the ones who should have it: the women at home, the women working three jobs, the women raising the children, the women still searching for the perfect companion to keep them warm at night.

You’re not going to like everything I have to tell you. A lot of it goes against the advice you’ve been receiving your entire life about how to deal with men, and a lot of it requires a bit of work to pull off correctly. But if you follow my advice and apply a bit of the psychology of the strip club to your everyday life with your man, you will notice that not only will your sex life begin to heat up, but he will also treat you with more respect and tenderness. Anniversaries and birthdays will be remembered and celebrated. Heck, Friday night will be remembered and celebrated! It’s all up to you. You can have the appreciative gaze and attention–not to mention the gifts and money!–back from the strippers your man has been squandering them on simply by adjusting a few key components of your attitude and the way you present yourself. It’s easy–and when you learn the secrets of the strip club and apply them to your life at home, he will never want to leave you long enough to go to the corner store, let alone another strip club!