Keep Him at Home (in His Favorite La-Z-Boy) With a Sexy Lap Dance!
K Strippers understand how irritating our presence in the world can be to regular girlfriends and wives. It’s not just that he is paying attention to another woman (who frankly wouldn’t even want it if she weren’t being paid for it), it’s that he’s spending money to do it and possibly taking away from the time he could or should be spending at home with you. The idea that there is a place your man can go whenever he needs to have his ego stroked a little bit is infuriating, either because you know all too well what an undeserving schmuck he is or because he is so wonderful that you want to do the honors yourself. We get it. Many of us have men at home ourselves, frequently men who are just as tired of sleeping with us as yours is with you. What we provide at strip clubs is an illusion of sumptuous, no-strings-attached intimacy in a relaxing setting where a man can focus on something besides his problems. As a wife or girlfriend, chances are that you occasionally are the problem he is trying to escape from. But being a woman and a wife myself, I fully understand how boring and exhausting–not to mention less than sexy–it can be to play that role. So refuse to do it. Instead, engage him sexually. It’ll be way more fun for both of you and it’ll keep those pesky strippers out of his wallet for the night.
After Dinner, Sit on the Couch As Usual Pour him a cocktail, crack him open a beer, or fix him a tall frosty iced tea according to whatever you think he would like the most. Bring it over to him. If the TV is on, turn it off. Then hand him the drink with a smile. Look into his eyes. Before he can grumble about the TV, lean over him on the couch so that your boobs are at his eye level. Move closer until they’re in his face. Straddle him slowly, first one leg, than the other. Pull back and look into his eyes, running your hands through his hair. Don’t be offended if he drinks whatever it is you fixed for him; it’s about him right now.
Now That You Have His Attention Take off your shirt. Brush the side of your face against his and nuzzle his neck. Smooth your hands over his chest and make yourself comfortable in his lap. Do all of this about ten times more slowly than what feels natural; the idea is to get him mesmerized. Now rub up against him. Move like you’re making love, but do it gently, so that it’s not creating a significant amount of friction yet. The idea is to tease the living shit out of him. Don’t let him control it. Take his drink back out of his hand, put it down, and pin his arms back behind his head playfully. Take some more clothes off. Keep everything light and gentle. If he starts trying to take control, admonish him. Tell him he’s being bad. Tell him you want him to relax and enjoy you. Brush your nipples against his chest and then play with them yourself in front of him.
Take Your Time When you have him good and hot, brace yourself against his shoulders with your hands, unstraddle, and slide your body down his so that you end up kneeling between his legs. Look up at him from this position, bite your lip or smile or say something cute. Rub your breasts over his crotch; get your face close to it without touching it; breathe on it. Pause frequently to look up–men like this visual. Run your hands along his thighs. Make it seem like you’re going to touch his hard-on but pull away at the last second. Draw this out. When you and he can’t stand it anymore, stand up and turn around so that you’re facing away from him. If you’re still wearing anything on your bottom half, take it off, making sure to bend over in front of him so that he can get a good look at your ass. Lap Dances in Clubs End; This One Doesn’t Have To By now, your man should be very, very, very excited and it shouldn’t take much instruction on my part to tell you what to do next. If he is familiar with strip clubs, it will be very special for him to have this experience end in actual sexual gratification. You may find that you really enjoy being so seemingly submissive yet also dominant at the same time. Now it’s time to remind him that he’s not in a club; that you are his sex partner and that this is a situation in which he can have his cake and eat it to. Do something slutty and hot. Blow him. Say something unspeakably filthy about how much you love his cock. Take his clothes off. But control it yourself, and do it at the speed that pleases you. Revel in your power. He will too.
Ex-Stripper Wisdom: How to Make Him Want You in 30 Seconds or Less!
In a strip club, time is of the essence. A stripper, when faced with a man she would like to seduce in order to convince him to pay her for her time and little else, will bounce around a room all night trying to get the highest possible number of men to fall in love with her in the shortest amount of time possible. As a non-stripper, you can use these tricks to convince the men in your life to get what you want. The examples I used here involve a scenario in which a single woman can make a man she’s recently met hers for the purpose of hot sex, but these simple power shifts and attention-focusing tactics can be used by anyone who wants to wield a powerful, controlling sexual influence over a man.
Confidence = Effort + Success
The first piece of advice offered to anyone who wants to do anything is always “be confident.” Doubtlessly, this is good advice and the cornerstone to getting anything done. Due to this, everyone wants it and everyone admires it. But what if you aren’t confident? Should you attempt to get attract this amazing quality to yourself or should you just use your knowledge that everyone wishes they were more confident in order to prey on the insecurities of those around you?
Three Basic-But-Sizzling Fantasies To Try On For Size
1. Girl-on-girl sex. If you want to make your man look up from his Sunday crossword puzzle in a hurry, find something in the room that just happens to “remind” you of the time you and your hot girlfriend hooked up after a few cocktails at a party.
Make Friends With Porn
Find his. Watch it. You can be sneaky or you can ask for it, but do it. This is a great way to discover his sexual psyche and use it for the benefit of your own sex life. First of all, a disclaimer on his porn: It’s not about you. I understand that this is frequently why it is upsetting to women when they find it, but really, you need to look at this as an opportunity to learn something rather than an opportunity to make him feel shameful about what turns him on.
Stimulate His Fantasies by Telling Him Yours!
Are you missing the undivided attention your man used to pay you at the beginning of your courtship? Have you ever wondered how you could make him look at you like he looked at you on your first or second date, back before you became a familiar fixture in his life? It’s easy enough if you know the secret to keeping him guessing!
The one thing men never get tired of is novelty. Sitting in the middle of a strip club, essentially a sensual candy store, male customers typically spend the first hour or so having a cocktail, relaxing, and scanning the strippers on the shift for any favorites. After another hour and another cocktail or two, the man will have forgotten his favorites in favor of whoever has approached him and made him feel the way he was hoping to feel when he walked into the club.
Master His Favorite Mind Games Without Letting Them Master You!
Wouldn’t you love to know without a shadow of a doubt that you could win any argument with your man, every single time? Imagine being one step ahead of him and using your knowledge to stop arguments before they even start. He’ll never know he’s been tricked if you do this right, and it’s so easy. Wouldn’t it be nice to stop fighting entirely and spend all of that extra time giggling under the covers together?
This is the secret that men don’t want you to know: they’re not as stupid as they want you to think they are.
Don’t Talk Yourself Out of Your Hard-Earned Confidence!
You know those people, be they relative, co-worker, or friend, who make you feel like complete shit about yourself every single time you talk to them by way of those little cutting remarks, designed to “knock you off your high horse” or “bring you down a few pegs” or “put you in your place?”
They are assholes, and they are totally wrong about you.
Boost Confidence and Sex Appeal Instantly With Your Footwear!
We already know that confidence in your sexuality is a major aspect of seducing a man. How would you like to be able to turn this off and on whenever you feel like it? Nothing will make him want you more than if he sees you turning yourself on without his help. This creates a bit of healthy competition in the relationship because he will want to prove to you that anything you can do for yourself, he can do better. Men, after all, are born providers (not to mention competitors!). So basically, whatever you do to turn yourself on will help you to control men sexually. Doing this can be as simple as making the correct choice in footwear.
Create a Ritual That Takes You From Frumpy to Fabulous Every Time!
You have a busy life; responsibilities, things to do. So does everyone, except maybe the extremely rich and fabulous. So how do you make the transition from being a woman who takes care of business around the house and at work into a glamorous creature of seduction who actively asserts and satisfies her own sexuality? Sometimes, making this switch can be the most difficult part of maintaining a dynamic sex life. But there are steps you can take to flip the switch in your mind so that you can focus on flipping his, and with a little bit of practice, you’ll be able to do it whenever you want!
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